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We've seen quite enough Middleton flesh oozing from the armpits of a £35 shift dress

One Woman’s Week, by Karen Fennessey I think I can speak for everyone when I say “Kate, we are all sick of your skin.” We’ve seen quite enough Middleton flesh oozing from the armpits of a £35 shift dress from H&M or spreading licentiously over the Cote d’Azur.

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Facebook users make embarrassing statements about embarrassing statements from 2009

FACEBOOK users have complained embarrassingly about horrible things they forgot they said three years ago.

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