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25 more white surfaces you can turn into a St George's cross with a tin of red spray paint

PATRIOTS who love their country and have no other underlying motivation are turning crossings and roundabouts into England flags. They can do these next: 

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Deftones, and other bands for grown adults who dress like skateboarding teenagers

BOUGHT the latest Deftones album because you were cool once and yearn to be again? The fanbases of these bands cling to youth in the most obnoxious sartorial way possible: 

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