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55% Will Vote For Last Person They Saw On Television

THE last person to be seen on television making a speech has established an enormous lead in the opinion polls, according to the latest surveys.

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Brown Pees Pants

THE Prime Minster Gordon Brown has peed in his pants, Downing Street announced last night.

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