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87 percent of Tory voters admit they would gladly vote for Mussolini

ALMOST 90 percent of Conservative voters would happily vote for Benito Mussolini if he was a Tory and still alive.

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New MP for Stoke-on-Trent realises she has to live there

THE new Conservative MP for Stoke-on-Trent Central has just shuddered with horror on realising she now has to live there. 

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