Tory conference ends with obligatory destruction of nearby comprehensive school

THE Tory Party Conference is to finish with the obligatory demolition of a local comprehensive school.

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Couple who only 'eat local' mostly eat cabbage

A COUPLE who pride themselves on buying fruit and vegetables grown locally eat only cabbages for eight months of the year.

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