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A day in the busy life of the Minister for Brexit Opportunities

by Mr Jacob Rees-Mogg Esquire, member for North East Somerset

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Crop circles, and other things aliens don't do

INTELLIGENT life may exist elsewhere in the universe. It may even have visited Earth. But it definitely did not do any of this bullshit: 

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