A-level student joins shadow cabinet via clearing

AN A-level student with disappointing exam results has used the ‘clearing’ system to find a place in Jeremy Corbyn’s shadow cabinet.

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Desperate hipster wonders when it's all going to end 


A SAD hipster is desperate to know when he can go back to being normal.

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