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A vote for Reform 'is a vote for Labour is a vote for the SNP is a vote for the Lib Dems'

VOTERS have demanded clarification after being told that whoever they vote for they are actually voting for someone else. 

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Please stop f**king around with your eyebrows, women asked

WOMEN have been asked to stop dicking about with their eyebrows because it looks ridiculous.

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