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All work BYOB from lunchtime today

FOLLOWING Boris Johnson’s admission that he ‘believed implicitly’ that 30 people in the garden drinking was a work event, all work is bring your own booze from 1pm today.

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Woman buys coat she's too embarrassed to wear

A WOMAN has bought an expensive, brightly coloured coat that she is too embarrassed to step outside in.

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