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Amateur football team loses 15-0 after letting Corbyn join in

JEREMY Corbyn is not very good at helping his own team win at football, an amateur side has discovered.

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Record number of British people pretending they're not British

A RECORD number of embarrassed British people are pretending to be foreign.

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