'And if you could just forget that we tried to abolish that tax rate in the first place, thanks'

THE Conservatives have U-turned on abolishing the 45p tax rate on condition that all voters forget about it as if it never happened. 

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Liz Truss feeds entire party conference by growing pie

PRIME minister Liz Truss has fed every one of the 4,000 people attending the Conservative party conference by miraculously growing a pie. 

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