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Angela Rayner still on the decks

THE deputy prime minister has remained on the decks spinning fat tunes from the end of her holiday and into parliament, it has emerged.

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Leaving the toilet seat up proves we didn't piss through it, say perfect gentlemen

MEN have explained that they leave the toilet seat up not because they are lazy bastards, but so women can feel confident it will not be covered in piss.

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