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Angela Rayner to come back played by different actress

ANGELA Rayner is to return to cabinet but played by a noticeably different actress, Labour have confirmed.

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Special relationship saved for years to co- oh, it's f**ked again

THANKS to the King’s visit, relations between the US and the UK have been restored for – no, scratch that, they are in the shitter again.

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