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Are you more popular than Keir Starmer? Take our quiz

THE prime minister’s approval rating is at an all-time low, but is he still more popular than you? Find out with this quiz.

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All trains late and everyone fired

EVERY train in the UK is late and everyone who is late for work has been dismissed by their employer.

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