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Are you Priti Patel or Damien out of The Omen?

EVIL takes many forms, whether a child who is secretly the Antichrist or the MP for Witcham. Which are you? 

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Man concerned to learn girlfriend has friends

A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life. 

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