Are you too thick to vote?

BRITAIN is on the verge of a general election and still fails to understand key issues. Are you one of Britain’s thick-as-pigshit voters? Find out: 

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Online freshers' week includes drunken Zoom sex with weird guy from course

UNIVERSITIES’ online freshers weeks will include the traditional session of spontaneous awful sex with a loner bloke from your course but via Zoom. 

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