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Bad news! We're keeping the £140 million, says Rwanda

RWANDA has sympathised with the UK about its unlawful deportation plan and confirmed it will be keeping the money.

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Your brother's mate Kev named Sexiest Man Alive 2023

KEVIN, a friend of your brother, has been named the sexiest man on earth in 2023, beating Chris Hemsworth, Timothée Chalamet and Idris Elba.

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