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Balls is a vampire, says Osborne

GEORGE Osborne has launched a fresh attack on Ed Balls, saying he is ‘pretty sure’ the shadow chancellor is a vampire.

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Robert Diamond agrees to give up use of 'Bob'

Cold-hearted millionaire relinquishes ‘matey’ moniker.

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