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Bank of England governor to be replaced with bucket full of stupid suggestions


BANK of England governor Mark Carney is to be replaced with a bucket filled with random suggestions from Theresa May and her idiot friends.

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Friend from university is an arse now

A MAN who bumped into an old university friend has discovered that he is now a total dickhead.

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