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Banning Kneecap: The real issues Burnham should be spending his time on

ANDY Burnham is stupidly frittering his time on issues like buses and social care. This is not the job of the prime minister, who should be laser-focused on things like this:

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Novelty of beach lasts for all of ten bloody minutes

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