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Be less British, says Cameron

THE prime minister has called on the people of Britain to be less reserved.

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Colourful football boots prove humanity is doomed

THE kaleidoscopic football boots worn in the World Cup are a clear sign that our civilisation is in its last days, experts have agreed.

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