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Deep-fry your Highland Toffee in Irn Bru: how to celebrate Burns Night while knowing nothing about it

BURNS Night is this Sunday, and if you’re thinking that provides a solid excuse to get smashed in January you’re half Scottish already. This is how to do it: 

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