Being Prime Minister should have a height requirement, Britain agrees

THE UK has decided that, post-Sunak, all future prime ministers must be five feet and six inches tall at the absolute minimum. 

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Feeding ducks bread, and other nice things which turned out to be unspeakable animal cruelty

YOU and your grandmother headed down to the park, hand-in-hand, to murder countless waterfowl. Add it to the list of your crimes: 

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