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Being thrown into a pit of starving wolves: six can-Starmer-survive? scenarios

A BRITISH public incessantly faced with the question of whether Starmer can survive has come up with some more imaginative scenarios for it. Try these: 

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Pubs closing because wives are alright these days

DRINKING establishments are shuttering because men no longer mind being at home with their spouses, it has emerged.

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