Biggest Tory majority since Thatcher wanked away by dickhead

THE biggest Conservative majority in three decades has been wanked away to nothing by a complete dickhead of a leader.

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Middle-class eight-year-old hears the word 'no' for first time

A MIDDLE-CLASS child is suffering from shock after being exposed to the word ‘no’ for the first time in his entire life.

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