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Binface and Farage in love

NIGEL Farage and Count Binface have announced they are hopelessly in love and whatever tomorrow’s result is will rule Clacton together. 

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Sticky Teriyaki, and other vile crisp flavours brought to us by so-called progress

THERE are but three true flavours of crisp: ready salted, salt & vinegar and cheese & onion. Yet capitalism has foisted these monstrosities upon us: 

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