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BNP Launches Aryan Spread

THE British National Party has launched a racially pure sandwich spread for people whose necks are wider than their heads.

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Noisy Welsh Girls Accumulating Money

NOISY Welsh girls are accumulating money at an increasingly terrifying rate, experts warned last night.

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