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BNP To Offer Free Didgeridoo Lessons

THE British National Party last night outlined plans for free didgeridoo lessons for Britain's aboriginal population.

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Terror Cells Threaten To Launch Christmas

TERRORISTS are plotting to trigger the festive season by releasing baubles and tawdry seasonal crap into big shops, security experts warned last night.  

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