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Boris Johnson to remember it's Brexit deadline day at about 4pm

THE prime minister is today expected to rise late, enjoy a lengthy lunch, lie about farting then remember his Brexit deadline at approximately 4pm. 

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Hating the Germans and other things Brits should just let go of now

BRITAIN has a proud history of unreasonably dwelling on the past, but as we advance into the 21st century these are the grievances we should just let go of:  

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