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Brexit plan actually more like a Clockwork Orange, confirms auditor general

THE official who compared the government’s Brexit plan to a chocolate orange has clarified he actually meant the senseless brutality of the film A Clockwork Orange.

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Brexiters compare Great Repeal Bill to their bollocks version of history

BREXIT supporters have compared the ‘Great Repeal Bill’ to the Magna Carta and other momentous historical events they do not understand.

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