Brexiter strangely quiet about voting for obvious twats

A BREXITER does not want to discuss the fact that he voted for twats like Boris and Gove.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Golfer somehow not an arsehole

A MAN who plays golf regularly is strangely not an arsehole, it has been confirmed.

Checking article access…