Subscribe

Britain has been naughty, and I've got the austerity strap-on. By Rachel Reeves

YOU love a bit of austerity, don’t you? That’s what you voted for and now you’re going to get it – good and hard. No lube.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Walked two miles to open an envelope then straight down the pub: GCSE results day in the 90s

KIDS who get their GCSE results by email today will never know the fun of results day in the past. Here’s how yours played out.

Checking article access…

Next story ›