Britain in uncontrollable schadenfreude orgy

ED Balls, George Galloway, UKIP and Vince Cable have left Britain drained after an orgy of schadenfreude.

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Voters surrender to their inner bastard

MILLIONS of voters have admitted they are bastards who just want money.

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