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Britain must learn maths so we never again have another Truss

THE government has outlined plans to teach every teenager maths so we never again have anyone as innumerate as Liz Truss in our country. 

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Britain stares terrified at onrushing tsunami of Coronation bullshit

THE UK is standing petrified, transfixed by an onrushing tidal wave of Coronation bullshit which will soon drown us all. 

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