Britain takes first bite of sh*t sandwich

THE United Kingdom has started to munch on the sh*t sandwich it made for itself nearly four years ago.

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I will only give speeches when Britain is p*ssed, says Boris Johnson

THE prime minister, who will give a Brexit speech at 11pm tonight, has confirmed he will only make speeches when Britain is sh*tfaced.

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