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Britain to decide why it's shit

DAVID Cameron has pledged to settle, once and for all, the question of why Britain is so shit.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) After telling your doctor how miserable you get listening to Vivaldi, he diagnoses you with four seasonally affected disorder.

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