Britain's spirits lifted on hearing that twat who f**ked up the NHS is chancellor now

THE markets and Britain’s mood have been given a massive boost on discovering the arsehole who buggered up the NHS is back in government.

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Six f**kwit things to order off Amazon when you're pissed

HAD a skinful? Fancy a random 2am online shopping trip? Get ready to wake up tomorrow and wonder why these stupid items have turned up at your door:

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