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Brown Demands New Bank To Destroy

GORDON Brown last night ordered his minions to fetch him a fresh bank.

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Twelve Year-Olds Urged To Knock-Up Local Tart

DISGUSTING poor people across Britain were last night urging their 12 year-old sons to impregnate some local slapper.

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