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Brown removes Darling's eyebrow with a blowtorch

PRIME minister Gordon Brown last night rejected calls to sack Alistair Darling but did remove the chancellor’s right eyebrow with a blowtorch.

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Scotland dies laughing

TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland after the entire country laughed itself to death.

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