Brown Sprayed By Own Urine

PRIME minister Gordon Brown was last night wiping urine from his face after attempting to empty his bladder into a strong wind.

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Commitment Phobia Link To Lack Of Blow Jobs

A MAN'S reluctance to get married is linked to his fear of a lack of oral sex, new research shows.

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