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Brown To Be Turned Into Glue

PRIME minister Gordon Brown is to be turned into glue, it emerged last night.

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Bollocks To This, Say Goalkeepers

PREMIERSHIP goalkeepers have decided to fuck that for a game of soldiers after a spate of semi-fatal injuries over the weekend.

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