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Brown To Sell Pathetic, Home-Made Wooden Things

GORDON Brown has unveiled his plan to slash Britain's deficit by making lots of pathetic little wooden things and then selling them from a table outside his house.

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Russell Brand Is Currently Having Sex With You

RUSSELL Brand is having furtive, unsatisfying sex with you right now, it has emerged.

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