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Budget to focus on growth, jobs and old, greedy bastards tempted to vote UKIP

GEORGE Osborne has hinted that today’s Budget will be for business, growth and vile pensioners who want lots of free stuff.

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Orville is UK's national bird

BRITAIN’S national bird is Orville, the ultimately unsuccessful duck.

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