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Burnley MP's woke constituents could not be more disgusted

THE people of Burnley, named Wokest Northern Town in the 2022 Woke UK awards, are outraged at their suspended MP. 

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Have you ever considered you're the problem, dating apps ask users

DATING apps have asked their ugly, humourless, unloveable users if they have ever reflected that not being able to find a partner may not just be the app. 

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