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Calling people lazy f**ks will definitely make them vote for me: The political genius of Liz Truss

HOW have I got to where I am today, about to take over from a worse-than-useless predecessor and become PM of a failing nation? My political genius, of course. Let me share some tips.

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What to do if you don't get the grades you need, by a neurotic middle class mum

IT’S the moment every parent dreads – your child failing to get into their Oxbridge college of choice. So what do you do next? Overambitious parent Charlotte Phelps gives her advice.

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