Cameron momentarily forgets to pander

DAVID Cameron was mired in controversy today after he accidentally forgot to tell you that you are brilliant.

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Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

Emotions ran high this week as the Tevatron particle detector accelerated its last proton. The detector had been active since 1983 but it had fallen into the shadow of a bigger, better model – the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

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