Cameron spends relaxing day at home, laughing

DAVID Cameron only moved off his sofa yesterday to go to the fridge, he confirmed.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Voter wishes we could just once have woman leader who didn’t openly despise us

A VOTER who would in theory cheer on a female prime minister would prefer one who did not hate us. 

Checking article access…