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Cameron to claim he was molested by Jimmy Savile

DAVID Cameron will attempt to appease Tory rebels by claiming Jimmy Savile touched him up when he was 14.

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Lady Gaga to eat Kevin Pietersen

LADY Gaga is to make a series of unwatchable films before devouring an international cricketer on live television.

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