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Centrist calling for more civility in politics can f**k right off

A CENTRIST who believes everyone should show more civility towards right-wingers has been told to shove it up his liberal arse.

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Seven ways of impressing teenage girls that are dead easy now it's too late

MALE teenagers are desperate to impress girls, which is tricky without money or your independence. But now you could easily wow them with these everyday middle-aged skills. WARNING: Don’t.

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