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Choose your own Boris Johnson adventure

YOU are Boris Johnson, MP, bon vivant and statesman, but can you make it to the end of the week without being forced to resign? 

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We are cruising at 36,000ft and I hate these bastards even more than you do, announces Ryanair pilot

THE pilot of a Ryanair flight has announced that the plane is cruising at 36,000ft, that skies are clear all the way to Madrid, and that he hates his employer more than you ever could. 

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